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LAST TIME I WAS ON THE HIGHWAY A HONDA JAZZ (Basically a fit) PASSED US ON THE HIGHWAY AND MY AUNT HAD TO PULL OVER AND CALL AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE I PASSED OUT FROM SUDDEN EJACULATION
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I REPEAT THE CUM FIGURE HAS ESCAPED
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Chapter two. The fit. The sheer words that come out of my oral cavity when this word is said is immensely filled with sexual desire. 2007 Honda Fit. L12/3/5A 4 Cylinder engine. 109 horsepower @ 5800 RPM. 2551 lbs, 157.4 in length and 66.2 inches width of pure sexual performance. I enter the vehicle. My testicles produce. They begin the cum manufacturing. This car is bliss. Pure sex. No other female or male or sexual desire will satisfy such a craving for performance. Handling. Comfort. Reliability. Cum. 4 wheels of pure sperm production from my testicles, to the vesicles through the hole of my cock. Hard throbbing fit cock. Fit this penis into a female? Not. Nevermore for I will fit my soul and body in the Fit. This vehicle calls for me. I call for it. My throbbing penis aches every night for it's 4 cylinder Japanese Engineered engine. It's roar on startup. The fabrics in the interior. The shit out my asshole, the saliva out my mouth. The piss and cum out of my cock. This is the doing of the Fit. This is the doing of Honda. 4 Cylinders. 4 Wheels. 2 balls. One dick. Infinite cum. Thank you Honda. Thank you Fit. My life is complete when I am piloting this beast. Skin on fabric. Piston on piston. Cum on piss. Shit on dick. It's all there. It's literally all fucking there. Absolutely fucking unbelievable. My tale ends short, for the Fit cannot be contained in such a paragraph of social commentary. The Fit is infinite. I am a mere speck in it's presence. You cannot contain the Fit. I cannot contain my cum. The 2007 Honda Fit.
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My dick and balls clap as I walk down the stairs
I just fell into a K-hole while taking a shit
Shitting to System Of A Down - Jet Pilot
Just took a shit that was so tiny and insignificant that I had forgotten about it until I looked into the toilet bowl and saw a little shit pellet. Absolute 0/5.
Shitting in a Tupperware container to keep it fresh for the buyer
My asshole has a firing rate similar to that of a Micro-Uzi
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I love to shit and fuck
Yo so i was in the car and i farted right.
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My shit is a rather effervescent shade of green today
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Took the hardest shit ever. Felt like i was shittin a dick
Lol
Who wants to eat a shit nugget straight from the source (my ass hole) ,?
Can't forget the piss. Love the feeling of the piss as it rushes through my dick, out the urethra and into the toilet bowl. Marvelous
Taking a piss after I just nutted
Nothing like a stream of piss after a long shit
who needs water when you can just piss in a bottle and filter it
Make PISS Broth with the Rest.
Pissed on a duck
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Morning piss in the F250
Finna piss in a water balloon and throw it at the bathroom wall
I'm going to piss in you. Is this okay?
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Puked on my dick while pissing
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Dont tell anyone but his closed loop water cooling system is filled with piss
when my bladder gets full and it starts to hurt i just piss into my ass so i can hold it for up to another 3 hours with my tight sphincter
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Gonna smoke some mids and take my afternoon piss in the F250
Just took my long and hearty morning piss
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12 gallons of cum on his face
i just nutted and my cum was black
i was at a party and nobody wants to hang out with me anymore because i put my dick and balls in a passed out chick's hair and got my cum in it
I recycle my semen
Just had this fuckin bonkers fart into my toilet bowl where the pitch gradually increased. Siren fart
Yall ever fart with soap on your ass hole
Smell hits different
I think i just farted out my dickhole
All of my best farts' odors are put into spray bottles and are sold on my website for 10 dollars a piece.
You have such a balls
Your are testicles
Injecting saline into my ballsack
My balls are so big
Just farted so fucking hard. Could not stop myself from grunting.
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Long sweaty ass crack fart smellin like the sewer
So i was takin a shower and i was sprayin my soapy asshole and farting right
Next thing i know I done went and shit on the shower head ! Lol
This is the day where you suck a fart out of my asshole.
Drink a fart from my ass
Just had a very esoteric fart
Disappointing farts tonight. Just little pops.
My balls just farted wtf
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Pullin nut crumbs out my pubes
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Snort my nut
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Shit on my chest and kick me in the balls as i nut
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Just farted. Went UNGH!. Think the McDonalds cashier might be into it. Will try to get her number. Will report back later.
Gotta tell you about this shit i was taking. Basically I fuckin farted while shitting at the same time and because the fart had to go between my sphincter and the huge ass shit log it was fuckin whistling
Highest pitched fart ever
Hate it when I wake up in the morning and my foreskin is all crumpled up. Gotta pull it out of itself.
